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Run Run Pig Run Run
02:48
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run run pig
run run run
frolic in the mud
play in the dirt
just because going to eat you
doesn't mean you can't have fun
run run cow
run run run
eat the green grass
moo at the clouds
just because going to eat you
doesn't mean you can't have fun
I love pig and cows
goats and chickens
and they
love me too
till I pull out a colt 45
look them in the eye
bang bang
run run goat
run run run
jump off the rocks
eat all the weeds
just because going to eat you
doesn't mean you can't have fun
run run chicken
run run run
scratch in the dirt
lay tasty eggs
just because going to eat you
doesn't mean you can't have fun
I love pig and cows
goats and chickens
and they
love me too
till I pull out a colt 45
look them in the eye
bang bang
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2. |
Bicycle
02:29
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Who has been involved in a bicycle drive by shooting?
When has a non-married couple lost their virginity on a bicycle?
Serial killers and the mafia don’t transport bodies on bicycles.
Who has ever heard of a person being raped on a bicycle?
Never seen a bicycle rider pedal with a 40oz then toss it in the bushes.
How many Lucky Strikes can a pedaler smoke going over a mountain pass?
Never seen a bicycle rider eat french fries then toss the wrapper in the bushes.
Never heard of a bicycle rider snorting coke off a bike seat.
How much genetically engineered corn can a pedaler hall.
The Nazi blitzkrieg wouldn’t have happened on bicycles.
Never heard of a bicycle towing nuclear missiles.
Texting bicyclists do you kill drivers of big SUVS.
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3. |
Rolling Stone T-Shirt
01:59
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Rolling Stone t-shirt
all pretty and white
underneath the glam
black bra
your nipples
are sexy and tight
Keith Richards lives in your heart
Keith Richards lives in your soul
you move me like a Rolling Stone
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4. |
Ballad of Johnny
04:04
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Another day of cigarettes
blood flows so slow
Johny’s all sad
his penis not erect
Another day of processed food
and clipping coupons
Johny’s all sad
his belly feels nasty
I’m so happy
so so happy
having kinky sex with
you
I’m so happy
so so happy
eating healthy food with
you
Another day of city water
laced with estrogen
Johny’s all sad
growing tiny little tits
Another day of football
favorite team lost
Johny’s all sad
looken for a perco set
I’m so happy
so so happy
drinking rain water with
you
I’m so happy
so so happy
playing gin rumi with
you
Another day of stressful driving
cars swerve and honken
Johny’s all sad
his car doesn’t feel sexy
Another day of marijuana
all the smoke gone
Johny’s all sad
works no longer fun
I’m so happy
so so happy
riding bikes with
you
I’m so happy
so so happy
usually being sober with
you
And everyone says
don’t go and be sad Johny
Remember after college it will get better Johny
Remember after marriage it will get better Johny
Remember after kids it will get better Johny
Remember after a career it will get better Johny
Remember after your dead
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5. |
Mother Earth
02:15
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I’m feeling sexual--
sexual,
sexual towards Mother
Earth.
A ridge over
there
reminder of Meg Ryans'
thigh.
A hill over
there
reminder of an ex-girlfriends' breast
breast.
I never see a
face,
only familiar
limbs.
Mother Earth
wants me
as much as I want
her.
However, I’m not ready to die quite
yet.
I’m going to live till I’m
100.
For 79 more years I’ll tease her with these erotic
thoughts.
For 79 more years
she’ll tease me with dancing trees, wind blowing in my
ear.
Mother Earth
needs
79 years of
foreplay
before I
die.
My coffin will be buried 30ft. deep and 4ft.
wide.
My coffin will have a plastic extension 15ft.
long.
My coffin will be
ribbed.
Ah,
yes
Mother Earth
will be
pleasantly
surprised.
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